邓丽君《天下一大笑》

[00:00.00]天下一大笑 - 邓丽君 (Teresa Teng) [00:03.75]词：龙布依 [00:07.50]曲：古月 [00:11.26]梨花大鼓小桃红 [00:18.41]唱出天下一大笑 [00:25.98]只望大家乐一乐哎呀 [00:33.75]得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨 [00:50.23]说好笑真好笑 [00:52.61]词名天下一大笑 [00:56.21]戏法人人都会变 [01:00.89]各人各有各巧妙哎呀 [01:04.34]各巧妙哈 [01:13.89]话说当年本地方 [01:21.35]发生天下大笑料 [01:29.27]天下怪事都做尽哎呀 [01:36.99]天下女人他全要伊呀嗨 [01:51.21]唱戏妞儿真够俏 [01:57.76]大爷心中蹦蹦跳 [02:05.28]女人嫌少不怕多哎呀 [02:12.79]大爷就爱这调调伊呀嗨 [02:25.28]鸡儿飞狗儿跳 [02:31.78]小鬼占进城隍庙 [02:35.59]大字不识七八个 [02:39.90]可是大爷有钞票哎呀 [02:43.71]有钞票哈 [02:53.06]有人鸡毛当令箭 [03:00.62]有人气得哇哇叫 [03:08.12]可怜媒婆不好做哎呀 [03:15.84]急得要哭要上吊伊呀嗨 [03:30.05]妞儿是个小辣椒 [03:36.70]有钱无情办不到 [03:44.27]蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉哎呀 [03:51.58]得不到的一定好伊呀嗨 [04:05.21]姐儿俏真正俏 [04:10.60]可惜姐儿是辣椒 [04:14.31]羊肉没吃一身腥 [04:18.68]风去楼空人跑了哎呀 [04:22.03]人跑了哈 [04:31.88]王八羔子都废料 [04:39.14]煮熟鸭子给飞掉 [04:47.02]大爷出马凑热闹哎呀 [04:54.73]大爷勇气呱呱叫伊呀嗨 [05:08.90]梨花大鼓小桃红 [05:15.60]唱出天下一大笑 [05:23.27]只望大家乐一乐哎呀 [05:30.83]得欢笑时且欢笑伊呀嗨 [05:43.22]一场空辫子翘 [05:50.28]买命无法用钞票 [05:53.89]荣华富贵像云烟绕 [05:58.21]两脚一伸都完了哎呀 [06:01.66]都完了哈 [06:11.61]天下人谈天下事 [06:19.28]天下人看天下笑 [06:27.00]只望大家乐一乐哎呀 [06:34.92]富乐安康最重要伊呀嗨